Monologue 1
Grimm: Hello! This is Sydney Grimm for EFN, Enchanted Forest News, reporting live
from the scene of what is sure to be the trial of the century. In a matter of moments,
we are about to see quite possibly the most impressive clash of legal minds this
court or this country has seen since once upon a time. After years of delay, we're
finally about to witness the trial of the big bad wolf! As many know already, Mr. Wolf,
the defendant, escaped a jail sentence when his criminal trial - for three counts of
huffing and puffing with intent to destroy, two counts of attempted murder by
ingestion, one count of grandmother impersonation, four counts of attempted sheep
abduction and seventeen counts of lurking - ended in a mistrial, the result of a giant
falling on the jury room while they were determining the verdict.
Monologue 2
Little Red: Well, you see, I was walking through the woods, minding my own
business, trying to get to my granny's house to bring her some bread, 'cause she's
old and sick and stuff, and then this horrible scary wolf jumps out and pretends to
be all nice and stuff, but I know he's creepy and I'm like, "Back off, Wolf!" and he's
like, "No, come on, I'm all nice and stuff, why don't you take this shortcut or whatever
to get to your granny's house." And I'm like, "Well, actually shortcuts are good, I
hate walking. It's for losers." I guess this wolf wouldn't just make up some shortcut or
whatever. So I start walking. Turns out the wolf DID make it up! He gave me, like...a
longcut or something, so that he could get to my granny's house and eat her!
Monologue 3
Wolf: I'm a wolf of few words, but...here goes. When I was just a cub, I lived a pretty
carefree life. I stayed in the cave mostly and played with my brothers and sisters,
and Mother brought us home some meat every night for dinner. But one day, when I
was looking for dandilions in a field of sheep, a boy began to cry, "Wolf Wolf! He's
taking the sheep! He's going to eat me! I suddenly became enraged. How could the
boy suspect me of doing that? I yelled at him, trying to tell him I was a good wolf, but
the more I yelled, the angrier I became because the boy just kept on screaming!
